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"BARELY LEGAL, FULLY ENTERTAINING"
The Fardi Report is a $5 parody vehicle documentation. Enter your real car. Receive a deadpan, bureaucratically precise document that certifies it completely wrong.
Permanent record · Downloadable PDF · Shareable forever
Sample Report
↑ Actual generated Fardi report. Yours will be just as deadpan.
Customer Testimonials
★★★★★
"Completely accurate."
Dave — 2019 Honda Fit
★★★★★
"My truck has never been so officially documented. I showed it to my mechanic. He quit."
Mike T. — 2011 Ford F-150
★★★★★
"I sent this to my friend as a gift. He has not spoken to me since. Worth every penny."
Anonymous — 2007 Toyota Camry
All testimonials are from satisfied fabricated customers. Results may vary. Not a real vehicle history report.
Year, make, model, exterior color, interior, and any options you'd like documented.
Our algorithm maps your real inputs to deadpan fictional equivalents. Same car always gets the same report.
Pay $5, receive a downloadable PDF styled like an actual vehicle history report. Stored permanently in your garage.
* Custom Fardi Reports available — $15